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I’m A Baby And I Don’t Approve Of This Protest

Stop using me as some sort of tool for your own beliefs

2 min readOct 29, 2021

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The Day In The Life Of An Influencer

I make my life more interesting so you don’t have to try

4 min readAug 3, 2021

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The Day In The Life Of An Influencer

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At Our New Clinic We Can Remove The Covid Vaccine From Your Body

Did you get the Covid Vaccine and now regret it?

2 min readJun 3, 2021

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How To Avoid Those Micro Meetings At Work

You may have to join a White Supremacy group but it will be worth it

3 min readDec 31, 2020

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How To Avoid Those Micro Meetings At Work

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About Me Stories

About Me — Dansky Dan

Love the simple pleasures in life. Good food, wine and Saturday morning cartoons.

2 min readNov 7, 2020

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About Me — Dansky Dan

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I Imagined My Life As A Character In Melrose Place

Thought I would have more sex once I moved into my new apartment

2 min readSep 12, 2021

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I Imagined My Life As A Character In Melrose Place

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Release The Karen

Don’t hate Karen use their evil power for your own selfish needs

3 min readMay 10, 2021

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Release The Karen

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An Open Letter to The Bad Car Parker

Remember it’s the gap between the lines you park

2 min readMay 1, 2021

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An Open Letter to The Bad Car Parker

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When Did I Start Taking 10 Different Pills A Day?

Now days I need drink a full glass of orange juice (or wine on a weekend) just get all these dam pills down my neck

2 min readApr 11, 2021

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When Did I Start Taking 10 Different Pills A Day?

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My Neighbour’s Cat is Part of the Mafia

A furball on door your mat is a warning you are late with the tuna payment

2 min readMar 21, 2021

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Dansky Dan

Dansky Dan

Writer, Music Producer. Writing mostly humour as that’s how I roll. Plus I seem to get more views writing humour or humor if you are in America.

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