I make my life more interesting so you don’t have to try — When people ask me what I do for a living I tell them that I’m an Influencer. “An influencer?” they reply. “Is that a real job?” “Yes, it’s a real job.” I answer back. “Just like a doctor or a teacher. Sure, I can’t cure the sick or teach the…

Did you get the Covid Vaccine and now regret it? — Have you purchased something later to think why did I do that? It’s called buyers regret or remorse. Are you suffering this feeling after getting your Covid vaccine? Sure, all the medical experts say the vaccine is safe. The side effects are minimal and it is highly effective in saving…

You may have to join a White Supremacy group but it will be worth it — Do you find your day is taken up with mind-numbing pointless meetings? The morning meeting followed by the monthly update meeting then the quarterly sales meeting followed by what do we get Karen from accounting for her 40th birthday, meeting. We do this so we can exchange ideas, give updates…

Love the simple pleasures in life. Good food, wine and Saturday morning cartoons. — Welcome to Dansky Dan Land. Well, Australia. Yes, we do have Kangaroos bouncing down the middle of the street. And yes Drop Bears are real. Grew up in a mining town in the north of Western Australia. …

Thought I would have more sex once I moved into my new apartment — It was the perfect apartment complex. Close to the city in a trendy area with restaurants and coffee shops. A swimming pool surrounded by lush gardens. A small balcony where I could entertain. This was going to be my Melrose Place. A place of love, hate, drama, drugs, addiction and…

Don’t hate Karen — use their evil power for your own selfish needs — We have all encountered a Karen. The middle-aged blonde bob haircut white woman. Often racist and constantly demanding to speak to the manager. You would happily crawl over broken glass naked just to avoid any contact with a Karen. But is this necessary? Why are we avoiding Karen? Deep down…

Remember it’s the gap between the lines you park — Dear Sir or Madam, (or your current gender profile) Please see the above photo of your vehicle parked in the shopping centre car park. Now your average onlooker would call you a moron who clearly got their driver's licence from a Christmas Cracker. As a child did you not ever…

Fish oil was just the start of the slippery slope of daily pill popping — What happen to me? It all started when taking a vitamin. Mainly fish-oils. Sure, I might smell like a salmon canning factory, but my eyes are bright, and my hair was shiny. Now days I need drink a full glass of orange juice or wine on a weekends just get…

A furball on your doormat is a warning you are late with the tuna payment — The other day my neighbour showed me the above post-it note left on her door. In summary, it read “It is very stressful and bordering scary for me to go in and out of the building with a cat guarding the door.” I guess he means the main entrance to…